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END THE FEDNOW "Burn The Fed" Centless Candle
$ 19.99
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
Just like the Federal Reserve’s empty assurances, our candle offers the “cent-less” experience. Light it up, and watch your expectations glow as brightly as a single penny, but your reality remains just as “cent-less.”
Feel the warmth of freshly printed money as the FedNow Candle fills the room with the aroma of “economic possibility.” Much like the Fed’s monetary policies, it’s all smoke and mirrors.
Much like the Federal Reserve’s ever-elusive interest rate decisions, our FedNow Candle keeps you guessing when it will burn out. Will it last for hours or just minutes? The suspense is thrilling!
Fine Print Disclaimer: Please note that, much like the Fed’s fine print, the FedNow Candle may not actually deliver on its promises of instant gratification. Buyer beware!
With its sleek glass jar, this candle functions as stylish home decor. Light it up and watch how its soft glow brings the room to life!
• Soy wax
• Cotton wick
• 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
• Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
• Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
• Blank product sourced from Latvia
Feel the warmth of freshly printed money as the FedNow Candle fills the room with the aroma of “economic possibility.” Much like the Fed’s monetary policies, it’s all smoke and mirrors.
Much like the Federal Reserve’s ever-elusive interest rate decisions, our FedNow Candle keeps you guessing when it will burn out. Will it last for hours or just minutes? The suspense is thrilling!
Fine Print Disclaimer: Please note that, much like the Fed’s fine print, the FedNow Candle may not actually deliver on its promises of instant gratification. Buyer beware!
With its sleek glass jar, this candle functions as stylish home decor. Light it up and watch how its soft glow brings the room to life!
• Soy wax
• Cotton wick
• 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
• Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
• Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
• Blank product sourced from Latvia
Product information
F.A.Q.
How long is shipping to my country?
Shipping Times (On Average)
- North America: 2-5 Business Days
- UK, Europe: 6-8 Business Days
- Australia: 2-14 Business Days
- Japan: 4-8 Business Days
- Other Countries: 10-20 Business Days
Shipping times above are averages based on shipping times we have observed. For accurate shipping times, prices, and options, please refer to our shipping page at checkout. Thank you!
Where do you ship from?
We ship out from the United States!
All products are packed with extra care to ensure safe transport no matter how far they go!
What type of payment options do you accept?
We accept all payments by Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, & PayPal.
We also take payments in installments by afterpay accept Bitcoin payments via IBEX!